Friday, August 4th, 2006

Predictions for the Future…

Madame Zaritska’s reading

Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have green eyes and be completely bald.

Somehow I don’t think we’ll be holding out breath over this one. Hazy… in January? I think not.

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