So as it happens the cute little line that I had running down the center of my belly is no longer so cute. Over the last week it has gotten much much darker, as the name would suggest. Which is fine, except mine is totally crooked and the top half and bottom half DO NOT line up on either side of my now out-y belly button. I’m trying not to freak out about it but how did this happen? I should sue whoever’s responsible for this mess for malpractice.
So here it is, perfectly rotund just in time for Christmas. Oh, did I mention that I was subjected to bellybutton related humiliation last weekend? During a friendly game of catchphrase I was casually reminded by a virtual stranger with a few too many shots of Wild Turkey in him that I was kicking the guy next to me’s ass AND that I was doing this in spite of the fact that I have “a totaly outie.” I was mortified.