I saw this on a blog today and thought it was hilarious. Apparently I’m way late in the game and this isn’t news to anyone but me. Whatever, here goes:
You Google your name + needs and cut and paste what comes up.
Stephanie needs some help- uh yeah, that goes without saying. Help convincing our babysitter to drop out of school and take care of Chase full time! Wait, what did you think I meant?
Stephanie needs cash-fast-but times are tough- always.
Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on- thank god i have one!
Stephanie needs a sound proofed home to protect her- Fo sho! Those danged fireworks…
Stephanie needs some quick cash- are you sensing a theme?
Stephanie needs a job!!! Any ideas???- hehe
Stephanie needs to stand out- needs to? how about DOES?!
Stephanie needs to stay focused on managing her resources- Sigh.. I’ll get to it.